So some of you may know that I’m not very well educated in the Metal Gear series. In fact, I know so little I can type it all out in a single paragraph for you.
Solid Snake, Naked Snake, which Snake is which snake, Big Boss, David Hayter, Revolver Juggling, OUCH SHIT MY GODDAMN EAR WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS YOU PRICK, Ocelot, Otacon’s japanese anime, Grey Fox, Foxhound, Raiden nudeflipping, Cyborg Raiden with Robo Old-Yeller, Hideo Kojima, that ass shot was actually important, old man fist fight, eating snakes like a badass, WHAT WAS THAT NOISE, and ROOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS
I know absolutely nothing about Metal Gear, and that’s something that’s always bothered me. I’ve tried to start Metal Gear on a billion occasions, but factoring the sheer amount of games in the series, I always ran into the same problem…
Where the hell do I start? As in, if I want to know the basic storyline and any other need-to-know things, how do I approach Metal Gear? Is it as simple as “start at MGS1 and work your way to MGS4?” or what?
For Metal Gear fans out there, and I know one of you who can really help me out here, I have a simple request. Tell me how to Metal Gear properly! I want to be able to make Hideo Kojima and Snake jokes too :c