Jesus Christ, AC:NL Fire Bars

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It burns equal to or less than the temperature of my rage when I open another fortune cookie and get a Fire bar.

Look at this. Look at this NONSENSE.

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Home Security Level: Near Maximum

I am DROWNING in fucking Fire Bars. Four might not be a lot to some people, but it is to me. I just wanted a room full of Mario Karts and Blue Falcons to call my garage, and what do I get? Fire Bars. Fire Bars everywhere. Stupid exclusive item fortune cookie crap. Naaaaaaarrrrrgghghghgghhghbrlblrbrllblrlbrlblblrlblrblrbl

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